Ladies… what happens when you have the “favor” (oral sex) done and it sucks?
A really good friend of mine received this same “favor” about two weeks ago, and it sucked (literally). The person who did it began to gnaw on her “precious pearl” as if it was beef jerky. At first, she just felt like it was something he would have to get “into” so, she let the act go on a little further.
It got worse! He had stubble on his chin (he was in the midst of growing out a beard) and it made it even more painful to endure. As he gnawed and gnawed she became irritated (both mentally and physically) and stopped the whole “ordeal”.
Even though they didn’t have “intercourse” she woke up extremely sore the next day. She felt like she had just finished being with a Mac truck!
WTF?
Dissection:
LADIES! Oral sex is supposed to be stimulating! It isn’t supposed to hurt. Please be careful who you decide to let “please” you.
MEN! Women don’t like to be chewed on like a piece of bubble gum. Our “parts” down there are sensitive and should be handled with care. If you aren’t up for the challenge, step AWAY from the Punnany!
The End.
~ooohpleasenochewingonthegoodies!~
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4 comments:
I had a joke with one of my exes (that ALWAYS had stubble on his face.):
"Baby, don't rub your face in it unless I push it in there."
That is all.
LOL
If you ladies really want your man to know how to please you really really good while doing the "favor", get him to watch a lesbian porno with you and show him what you're talking about. Then get the nicca to practice while watching the movie. A good female friend of mine, who goes both ways, told me a long time ago, if I wanted to learn how to do the "favor" for my lady friends that I should learn from a woman. Watch their techniques and I must say that I'm DAMN GOOD AT IT now. Haven't had 1 complaint in 14 years of doing it since.
Sen...
You actually have something there hon! More men need to actually take the time to learn particular "techniques" before the quest to "devour" a woman starts.
kuddos to u.
no complaints eh?
;o)
Rai
No Rai, no complaints so far in that department. :-)
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