Monday, April 14, 2008

A Month and Counting...

So Lab Rats... it has been over a month since I have been "physical" with a man. I must admit. It feels DAMN good (not to be ;o). I spent far to long giving my body to someone with a hidden agenda (I'm talking about MY hidden agenda). I said I loved him (and I did), but being intimate was my way of getting closer. I have never been a casual sex type of person... it is quite difficult for me to be involved with a man just for sex.

Dissection:
I have a hard time being solely physically attracted to men. There has to be more. The mind has to be a hell of a tag team with the body. It is just hard for me to look at men solely as sexual objects.

Those that know me well will tell you that I am madly in love with my Silver Bullet. For those of you that may not know, it is a clitoral stimulator. Some may know Bull as a "beginners toy", but I began 3 years ago and hadn't put him down yet!

Not that I have been around the block or anything, but I have had sex once or twice. I thought, during the whole process that I had an orgasm... uhm uhm uhm... that’s what I thought, till that WONDROUS 1st night with Bull in October of '05. So 3 years and 19 Bulls later (yep... I've "killed" 18 total) masturbation is my story and I am sticking to it.

I am truly excited that I am not sleeping with men right now. Who knows... I may bid them farewell forever. One can never tell with me. To answer your inquiry (and I know you all are thinking it as you read this post) as to if I am in to women or not yes/no. I think women are ABSOLUTELY HOT (the ones that are of course), but I could never be in a serious relationship with one. Too emotional. I don't have time for extra drama... I am a one woman show!

Any way... say A L L this to say... I haven't had any *penis* in over a month and I am ELATED! I am headed to the dumpster right now to throw away my BC pills. Who needs them? I’ll let my friends finish populating the earth, I gave the good Land one!


The End.

~onemonthandcountingtilltheend!~

4 comments:

Kryssy said...

LMAO@ this post.
One of my FIRST posts ever was about my BOB. (R.I.P)
I think that I have "killed" about 9 of them... One just died last week as a matter of fact. lol
And I keep naming them, like, Bob, Bob jr, bunny... etc. LMAO!

I think women are ABSOLUTELY HOT (the ones that are of course), but I could never be in a serious relationship with one. Too emotional. I don't have time for extra drama... I am a one woman show!

I agree 100% with that statement.
*high five!*

Unknown said...

*high five* back to you girly!

I am so glad sommeone feels me. Girl... the bullet has NEVER lead me wrong. I know "he" won't start now!

rai.

Anonymous said...

1 and counting...2 and change...3 and counting...4..somebody resuscitate tha P%#s$..my goodness...

Anonymous said...

Damn Bullet's Mistress! Sounds like the NaNa hasn't been satisfied in good while. Bullet is killing you!! You may need to upgrade to a different type of bullet. RLMAO